Welcome to todd’s
Trader Todd’s Dual-Stage Karaoke Haven
Somewhere between the wreckage of a Hemingway hangover and the echo of a Jimmy Buffett chorus, there lies a place that doesn’t just invite you to sing — it demands it. Trader Todd’s is no mere bar. It’s a schooner run aground in the heart of the city, still ringing with the laughter, legends, and full-throated ballads of wayward pirates, ex-lounge singers, and bold-hearted adventurers with a mic in one hand and a rum punch in the other.
On Fridays, Saturdays, and even the occasional rogue Thursday, Trader Todd’s offers two stages — yes, two — as if one could ever be enough. From Open to Close, karaoke reigns like a tropical storm, unpredictable and exhilarating. Whether you're a seasoned crooner or a brave first-timer, your name belongs on that list. Just ask the crew — any of them will guide you, as if passing down a sacred chart — or make your way to the stage like you’ve done it a hundred times before.
Legend has it that Trader Todd himself discovered this karaoke paradise after a particularly long voyage aboard his boat, The Portofino. Somewhere between Key West and the sunset, he imagined a place where the mic is always hot, the drinks are always cold, and the night never says no. Now, that dream is yours too.
What are you waiting for?
Let’s sing.
Friday October 3rd
$30 Open Bar, Pizza and Karaoke
7p-9p
Celebrate Toddtoberfest!
Cubs Home Game Special
$1 Pizza slices from open until 1 hour after the game.
*DINE-IN ONLY. LIMIT 2 SLICES PER CUSTOMER. MUST PURCHASE A BEVERAGE
Summer Hours
Monday - 4pm to 2am on Cubs Home game day’s
Tuesday - 4pm to 2am on Cubs Home game day’s
Wednesday and Thursday - 4pm to 2am
Friday - 4pm to 2am
Saturday - 2pm to 3am
Sunday - 3pm to 2am
Hours subject to change, stay tuned!
No Cover Charge Week Nights -or- before 9pm on Friday and Saturday nights*
$5 Cover Friday and Saturday 9pm to close*
*Management may charge cover earlier on certain holidays or special events.